Instruction Labels

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods

On Sears hair dryer
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap
Directions Use like regular soap.
Some Swann frozen dinners
Serving suggestion Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu desert
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol (a sleep aid)
Warning May cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife
Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's Peanuts
Warning contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts
Instructions open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

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