Microsoft: "Where do you want to go today?"

Alternatives:

Top 10 Rejected Slogans at Microsoft:

  1. The Dot Com People

  2. Where will we tell you to go today?

  3. Go To Hell.

  4. GOTO Considered Harmful.

  5. Al Gore Invented Windows.

  6. Where Do You Want to Line Bill's Pocket's Today?

  7. We put the . in .com.

  8. Buggy Overpriced Software.

  9. Where do you want to get sued today?

And the number 1 rejected slogan at Microsoft:

  1. That's a feature not a bug!