Microsoft: "Where do you want to go today?"

Alternatives:

• Where do you want to go tomorrow?"

• "Where do you want Microsoft to go?"

• "Just where the hell do you think *you're* going today? And what makes you think you can go there without Microsoft?"

• "Linux takes you where you want to go tomorrow."

• "You can't get there from here."

• "When do you want to reboot today?"

Top 10 Rejected Slogans at Microsoft:

10. The Dot Com People

9. Where will we tell you to go today?

8. Go To Hell.

7. GOTO Considered Harmful.

6. Al Gore Invented Windows.

5. Where Do You Want to Line Bill's Pocket's Today?

4. We put the . in .com.

3. Buggy Overpriced Software.

2. Where do you want to get sued today?

And the number 1 rejected slogan at Microsoft:

1. That's a feature not a bug!