So...You don't know Jack Schitt.
Jack is the only son of Awh and Oh Schitt. Awh the fertilizer magnate married Oh, the owner of the Kneedeep Inn.
Jack married Noe. Jack and Noe produced six children. Holy, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons Deep and Dip. Then came two daughters Fulla and Giva, and finally another son, Bull.
Deep married Dumb, a high school dropout. Dip married Lotta and they have a son, Chicken. Fulla and Giva married the Happens brothers.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horace. Bull just married a spicy number, Pisa. Bull and Pisa are awaiting the arrival of a baby Schitt.
Now you know Jack Schitt.
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