The Final Appendix

Your Horoscope

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Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)

You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI of CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Aries (Mar. 21 - April 20)

You are the pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss everyone off you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Taurus (April 21 - May 20)

You are practical and persistent. You have a clogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 21 - June 22)

You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22)

You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You always keep putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everybody in prison in a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbating more than sex.

Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22)

You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while having sex. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 21)

You are the artistic type and have difficulty with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal diseases.

Scorpio (Oct. 22 - Nov. 21)

The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You always achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son of a bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)

You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)

You are conservative and afraid to take risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

What we remembered

Christine riding her bike back from Oldenborg and crashing into the ivy bush in front of M-B, while Nate, Ashley, Steve, and people whom she almost knocked down were watching

Justin, Ashley, Laura, Jacob, Steve and Christine playing cards, and ending up wearing Steve's boxer shorts

The Pomonathon, and talking with alumni for 40 minutes on Pomona's phone bill

Phoebe becoming a member of our sponsor group

Hall Frisbee

Christine locking herself out of the study lounge and having to ask Steve to help her climb through the window

Hooked on Phonics

"I discovered that the bonding of our sponsor group was something very rare and only in the last few days of school did I appreciate it at all. I will miss the close camaraderie that lighted up these dim hallways at Mudd Blaisdell the most."

Some of those great basketball games with Alex, Megan, Nik, Hope, and others

Christine, Steve, and Laura going to San Francisco during Spring Break (with Andrew as a tour guide) and having a GREAT TIME

Playing broom-ball at 2 a.m. second semester

"On the day we all came back from winter vacation the whole sponsor group ate dinner together. Instead of missing life at home, I felt very comfortable with this group of people. It really lifted my spirits."

FAME! Men in Spandex!

"Front hall X-mas party - with mistletoe - I kissed more people that night than in my whole life before!"

Ben, Nik, and Brian picking up prospectives in drag

Andrew's reverberating music

All the birthday parties (and cakes!)

Writing papers until 3 or 4 a.m. and finding other people awake, too

Steve perpetually at his desk studying, writing, sleeping...

"Alex calling me Sunshine."

The Mudd-Blaisdell Beach Party! One of the first M-B has thrown in history, and it was great!

"How can we forget the first time we had lunch together at Walker Beach. All afraid and trying to connect with someone, so that we wouldn't feel so alone. Everyone sharing their summer experience, but deep within wishing and hoping to find a friend soon..."

EVERYTHING!!

Trip to L.A. with Phoebe, Christine, and Justin

Dorm Tag

Frank food fights

Magic Mountain

Dinner at Tia's

"Thanksgiving dinner at Esther's house and playing Trivial Pursuit afterwards"

Trip to Tijauna with Veronica, Lanae, and Alex

Front Hall Fame

The guys cross-dressing

The mint wars

Andrew on [Steve's] computer during fall semester finals at 2 a.m. with his mouth hanging open and his eyes bloodshot

Lunch at Claim-jumper

12:03

Final Words of Wisdom

I guess I would like to say a few words before I end this little project and start distributing the copies. First, the disclaimers:

The views and ideas expressed herein in no way, shape, or form necessarily represent the views, beliefs, or values of the editor of this wonderful book. It's not my responsibility if certain things contained within this book are found to be offensive or distasteful to some people - you are reading this at your own peril.

Next, I would like to thank all the people who made this all possible by contributing (either willingly or not) various things, such as quotes, the Hey You! forms, etc. I would especially like to thank Ashley and Leena for some of the photos, and Ben and Jacob, who wrote almost all of the Dark and Stormy Night... selections.

While I tried to represent everyone equally in this book, it is also true that the more you put into something, the more you get out of it, and as a result, the people who contributed the most, will probably have their names mentioned the most within this book.

I have tried to give credit where credit is due, and please forgive any errors, deletions, and unnecessary changes I might have made. Most of the humor lists were considered to be public domain. Everything else remains the property of the author.

With all that said, I hope everyone enjoys Front Hall Fame: The Formative Year as much as I did when I was putting it together.

- Steve Krause
Editor
Augsust, 1994

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