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Energizer Bunny

Headline: Energizer Bunny Dies
Los Angeles, California

The Energizer Bunny passed away last evening. From the autopsy report filed this morning in Los Angeles, it appears that Mr. Bunny's cause of death was cardiac arrest due to sexual overstimulation. Apparently, someone put his batteries in backwards, so he kept coming, and coming, and coming...