Why did the Computer Chicken Cross the Road?
- Assembler Chicken:
- First it builds the road ...
- C Chicken:
- Crosses the road without looking both ways.
- C++ Chicken:
- Doesn't have to cross the road; you simply refer to him on the other side.
- COBOL Chicken:
THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
- Cray Chicken:
- Crosses faster than any other, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
- Delphi Chicken:
- Is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
- G3-300 MHz Chicken:
- Crosses twice as fast as any Pentium chicken.
- Gopher Chicken:
- Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
- Intel Pentium Chicken:
- Crossed 4.9999947 times.
- Iomega Chicken:
- Should have backed up before crossing.
- Java Chicken:
- The server will download a chicklet to the other side.
- Lotus Chicken:
- Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
- Mac Chicken:
- No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
- Microsoft(tm) Chicken:
- It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
- Newton Chicken:
- Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!
- NT Chicken:
- Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
- OOP Chicken:
- Doesn't need to cross the road; it just sends a message.
- OS/2 Chicken:
- Crossed the road in style years ago, but was so quiet that nobody noticed.
- Quantum Logic Chicken:
- The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.
- VisualBasic Chicken:
- USHighways! (aChicken)
- Web Chicken:
- Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
- Windows 95 Chicken:
- You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
- Windows 98 Chicken:
- As expected, caused a crash while crossing.