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Children's Books you'll never See

These were taken from David Every' MacKiDo site. The page is here.

  1. "You Were an Accident" (Jean Sorensen, Herndon; Barry Blyveis, Columbia, MD)
  2. "Strangers Have the Best Candy" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring, MD)
  3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg, MD)
  4. "Some Kittens Can Fly!" (David Genser, Arlington, VA)
  5. "The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion" (David Genser, Arlington, VA)
  6. "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring, MD)
  7. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" (Thomas Drucker, Carlisle, PA)
  8. "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" (Barry Blyveis, Columbia, MD)
  9. "Where's Godot?" (Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park, MD)
  10. "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" (David Genser, Arlington, VA)
  11. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" (Meg Sullivan, Potomac, MD)
  12. "All Dogs Go to Hell" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
  13. "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
  14. "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" (Barry Blyveis, Columbia, MD)
  15. "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" (John Kammer, Herndon, VA)
  16. "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" (Kenneth Krattenmaker, Landover Hills, MD)
  17. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" (Martin Keutel, Alexandria, VA)
  18. "Bi-Curious George" (Art Grinath, Takoma Park, MD)
  19. "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring, MD)
  20. "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" (Russ Beland, Springfield, VA)
  21. "You Are Different and That's Bad" (Christopher Springfield, VA)
  22. "Go Ahead And Play In The Street - The Cars Are Our Friends"
  23. "How To Swim In Uncle Bill's Pool With Daddy's Barbells."
  24. "How To Get Someone Else To Do Your Homework"
  25. "If It's In A Pretty Bottle, It's OK To Drink It"
  26. "Daddy's Whiskey Will Make You Grow Big And Strong"
  27. "Blowing Up Those Funny Looking, Long Balloons You Find At The Park"
  28. "Surprise Daddy By Sharpening His Hatchet While He Is At Work"
  29. "Drawing Pictures Of All Of Mommy's "Uncles" Who Visit While Daddy Is At Work"
  30. "Be A Good Helper - Vacuum All The Loose Hair Off The Dog"