The Crazy Choir

It was visitors day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria." And singing it so beautifully.

Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand, and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.

A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the choir.

"I am a retired choir director." he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard in my entire life!"

"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor.

"You should take them on tour," said the visitor. "By the way, what are they called?"

"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor. "They are the The Moron Tapanapple Choir."

S.KRAUSE