Famous Last Words

• I'll get a world record for this.
• Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
• Hey there's no handles inside these car doors!
• Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
• Here's my Kent State student ID.
• It's fireproof.
• He's probably just hibernating.
• What does this button do?
• I'm making a citizen's arrest.
• Can we get a vision plan?
• So, you're a cannibal.
• It's probably just a rash.
• Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
• Are you sure the power is off?
• Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
• No, my shoes aren't untied.
• The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
• What do you mean, "I'll be back"?
• Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
• Pull the pin and count to what?
• Which wire was I supposed to cut?
• I wonder where the mother bear is.
• I've seen this done on TV.
• These are the good kind of mushrooms.
• I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
• What's that priest doing here?
• You look just like Charles Manson.
• Let it down slowly.
• Rat poison only kills rats.
• OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
• It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
• I'll get your toast out.
• Give me liberty or give me death.
• Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
• It's strong enough for both of us.
• This doesn't taste right.
• I can make this light before it changes.
• Nice doggie.
• I can do that with my eyes closed.
• I've done this before.
• Well, we've made it this far.
• That's odd.
• Hey, that's not a violin.
• I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
• I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
• You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
• Okay, this is the last time.
• Don't be so superstitious.
• Now watch this.
• This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.
• That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
• What duck?