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Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "Fuck". Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F", "Fuck" is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. "Fuck", as most words in the English language is derived from German, the word ficken which means "to strike". In English, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb for instance (John fucked Shirley) as an intransitive verb (Shirley fucks). It's meaning is not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective such as (John's doing all the fucking work) as part of an adverb (Shirley talks to fucking much) as an adverb enhancing an adjective (Shirley is fucking beautiful) as a noun (I don't give a fuck) as part of a word (Abso-fuckin-lutely or In-fuckin-credible) and as almost every word in the sentence (Fuck the fucking fuckers).

But you must realize there aren't to many words with the versatility of "Fuck" as in these examples describing situations such as:

• Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."
• Dismay: "Aw, fuck it!"
• Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."
• Aggression: "Don't fuck with me, buddy!"
• Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question."
• Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"
• Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
• Incompetence: "He's a fuck-off."
• Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside & play 'hide & go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly & proudly....

"Fuck You!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

• "What the fuck was that?"
        -Mayor of Hiroshima
• "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
        -General Custer
• "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
        -Captain of the Titanic
• "That's not a real fucking gun."
        -John Lennon
• "Who's gonna fucking find out?"
        -Richard Nixon
• "Heads are going to fucking roll."
        -Anne Boleyn
• "Let the fucking woman drive."
        -Commander of Space Shuttle
• "What fucking map?"
        -Challenger, Mark Thatcher
• "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
        -Albert Einstein
• "It does so fucking look like her!"
        -Picasso
• "How the fuck did you work that out?"
        -Pythagoras
• "You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
        -Michaelangelo
• "Fuck a duck."
        -Walt Disney
• "Why?- Because its fucking there!"
        -Edmund Hilary
• "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
        -Joan of Arc
• "Scattered fucking showers my ass."
        -Noah
• "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
        -John F. Kennedy