Well, this guy was out driving around in his Caddy, and he sees a hitchhiker, a pretty gal who looks a real sexy. He picks her up, and within a few minutes they are chatting about homes, jobs, friends, etc. Turns out, she claims to be a witch, with real magic powers. He scoffs, and she says, 'no, it's true.' And if he doesn't believe her, she will turn him into something to prove it. "Ha", he says again, "you can't do it!!
Well, she leans over his way--he's now a little nervous--and says a few words into his ear, and sure enough, he turns into a motel parking lot.