A Bit PC

OLD	NEW
hearing person	temporarily aurally abled
sighted person	temporarily visually abled
blind	visually challenged
mute	vocally challenged
dead	metabolically challenged
alive	temporarily metabolically abled
ugly	aesthetically challenged --OR-- cosmetically oppressed
psychopath	socially misaligned
bald	follicularly challenged --OR-- follicle-impaired
white	melanin inpoverished
pregnancy	parasitic oppression
janitor	sanitation engineer
dish washer	utensil sanitizer
old	chronologically gifted
crippled	differently-abled
dead	metabolically challenged (formerly Necro-American)
puny	differently vertical
asinine	special
fatso	person of mass
animal	person of species
female	person of gender
male	vaginally challenged
grouchy	other-mooded
tedious	attentionally disabling
lost	positionally challenged
unreal	metaphysically problematic
slouch	motivationally impaired
evil	ethically alternative
stupid	differently clued

S.KRAUSE