Penises of the World

The Equal Penis: Tastes like Sugar
The Raid Penis: Kills bugs dead
The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big
The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing... Taste is everything
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you
The Alkaseltzer Penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz... Oh, what a relief it is...
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart
The Life Call Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up
The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
The Pringles Penis: Once you pop, you can't stop
The m&m Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand
The Frosted Flakes Penis: They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
The Lucky Charms Penis: They're magically delicious
The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going
The Metra Penis: The way to REALLY fly
The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized
The Jolly Green GIANT Penis: Self-explanatory
The Cambells Soup Penis: mmm mmm good...
The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved
The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?
The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest
The Chips Ahoy Penis: Betcha bite a chip (huh?)
The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away
The Purdue Penis: More meat, less bone
The All State Penis: You're in good hands
The 7-Up Penis: The UN-Penis.
The Nike Penis: Just do it
The Borden Penis: It's GOT to be good
The Barq's Penis: The one with bite
The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner
The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling
The Subway Penis: Where fresh is the taste
The Life Penis: Mikey likes it
The Transformers Penis: It's more than meets the eye
The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy
The Nintendo Penis: Now you're playing with power
The Sega Penis: PENIS!
The Robitussin Penis: Used by nine out of ten moms
The Crest Penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists
The Champion Penis: The official penis of the '96 u.s.a. olympic team
The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose
The Toyota Penis: I love what you do for me
The THX Penis: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
The Citibank Visa Penis: It's everywhere you want to be
The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on.......
Burger King Penis: Have it your way
Dairy Queen Penis: Hot eats, cool treats (we treat you right)
The McDonald's Penis: Over 8 billion served
McDonald's Penis ][: Have you had your break today?
The Kentucky Fried Chicken Penis: Everybody needs a little
The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?
The Army Penis: Be all that you can be
The Uncle Sam Penis: We want you
The Milk Penis: It does a body good (got penis?)
The Flintstone's Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing
The Wizard of Oz Penis: "Oh My!"
The Captain Planet Penis: Go PENIS!!
The Folger's Crystals Penis: It's freeze dried to seal in the freshness--AND--the best part of wakin up is a penis in your cup
The Lays Penis: Betcha can't eat just one
The Mr. Clean Penis: Is it wet or is it dry?
The Diet Coke Penis: Just for the taste of it...
The Doublemint Penis: Chewing really satisfies
The Juicyfruit Penis: The taste is gonna move ya
The Big Red Penis: It's longer with Big Red
The Matthew Sweet Penis: 100% fun
The Millikin Penis: Big blue
Robutussin Penis ][: Recommended by Dr. Mom...
The neon Penis: Hi
The Little Caesar's Penis: Penis!! Penis!! or Pleaser! Pleaser!
The generic Penis: One size fits all
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper
The Pizza Hut Penis: Makin' it great
The Bounce Penis: With Static-Guard!
The Domino's Pizza Penis: Delivers in 30 min or less
The Monty Python Penis: "Isn't awfully nice to have a penis"
The Monty Python Penis ][: "Every sperm is sacred...."
The Budweiser Penis: This bud's for you
The Siskel & Ebert Penis: 2 thumbs up...
The George of the Jungle Penis: Watch out for that.......tree?
The Nyquil Penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose, itching, burning, so you can't rest penis
The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you? The Extra Penis; Lasts an extra extra extra long time
Wonder Bubbles Penis: Magic wand inside!
Wonder bubbles Penis II: For ages 3 and up
The Phantom of the Opera Penis: Music of the night
The Webster's Thesaurus Penis: How many words are there for penis?
The Charmin Penis: Don't squeeze the penis!
The Sears Penis: Come see the brighter side
The Jewel Penis: Take a new look at an old friend
The C&C Music Factory Penis: Makes you go hmmmmm...
The Rick James Penis: It's SUPERFREAKY
The Gilette Penis: The best a man can get
The Charmin double roll Penis: It lasts longer because it IS longer
The Bacardi Penis: Taste the feeling
The Macintosh Penis: Power is everything
The Borg Penis: Resistance is futile
The Edge Shaving Cream Penis: Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort
The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be
The Oasis Penis: Thinks it's the Beatles penis
The Jell-O Penis: Look at it wiggle, look at it jiggle
The Virginia Slims Penis: you've come a long way, baby
The AT&T Penis: Reach out and touch someone
The Highlander Penis: In the end, there can be only one
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman -or- Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman
The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand
The Ertl Penis: Just like the real thing, only smaller
The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop
The Swiss Miss Penis: The taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!
The "mine is better syndrome" Penis: my penis is bigger than your penis
The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walking
The Sony play station Penis: You are not ready
The Heinz Penis: Good things come to those who wait
The Hinz Penis: 2 and half inches of terror
The Reese's Penis: How do you eat your Reese's?
The Life Savers Penis: Five fruity flavors
The Kenny Rodgers Penis: Very very hairy
The Rush Limbaugh Penis: Bald and fat
Milli-Penis: It doesn't work most of the time
Health Services Penis: Ummm well we lost it
Health Services Penis ][: It's not here right now, but here's some Sudafed
The Chevy Truck Penis: Like a rock!
The Mazda Penis: It just feels right
The Ford Penis: Built Ford tough
The Ford Penis ][: Have you driven a penis lately?
The Butterfinger Penis: Nobody better lay a finger on my penis
The Eggo Penis: Leggo my penis
The Bic Lighter Penis: Go ahead, flic my penis
The Prudential Penis: Rock-solid penis
The ABC Penis: Watched by millions of viewers
The Disney Penis: When you wish upon a penis
The Disney Penis ][: It's a small one after all

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Penises of the World