Rejected State Mottos

Florida
The Gunshine State
Alabama
Literacy Ain't Everything
Arkansas
At Least We're not Oklahoma
Illinois
Gateway to Iowa
Kentucky
Tobacco is a Vegetable
Maine
For Sale
Montana
Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else
New Jersey
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
North Carolina
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Ohio
Don't Judge us by Cleveland
Pennsylvania
Cook with Coal
South Dakota
Closer than North Dakota
Tennessee
The Educashun State
Texas
Si Hablo Ingles
Utah
Our Jesus is Better than Your Jesus
California
Nobody's actually from here
Kansas
Hayfever capital of the Midwest
Colorado
Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here
Nebraska
More corn than Kansas
Missouri
Gateway to Kansas
Louisiana
Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you
Nevada
More Weirdos than Alaska (Warmer Too)
Michigan
Land of the free, home of the Buick
Arizona
Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds
Florida
Elephant Graveyard; where old Republicans go to die
Minnesota
Not Sweden, but we try to act like it
Wisconsin
Land of funny accents
Idaho
Nothing here
Oregon
As pretty as California but not as weird