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Top 10 Signs You've Watched Too Much Star Trek:
You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 7.
You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble.
You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise.
Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and torture you for information.
You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and crew while they were in the 20th century looking for a whale.
Your college thesis was a Comparison of the Illustrious Careers of T.J. Hooker and Capt. Kirk.
You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say "Star Trek? Isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker?"
You have no life.
You recognize more than 4 references on this list.
You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you calculated for the planet Vulcan.