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Top 20 Uses for Data's Detatched Head

  1. Combonation paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk
  2. The ball in Parisis' Squares
  3. Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft
  4. Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet
  5. Scare blind students in Braille class
  6. Prop open doors for maintainence crews
  7. Lawn decoration in Arboreteum
  8. Footstool for Captain's chair
  9. entertaining kids in day care puppet show
  10. Scare Alexander into doing chores
  11. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift
  12. Decorative air filter in picard's fish tank
  13. Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get "ahead" in research
  14. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards
  15. Two words: tether ball
  16. Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking
  17. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet
  18. Donate to Starfleet Academny to be head of the class
  19. Use as nutcracker at Christmastime

and the number one use for Data's detatched head...

  1. Prove to insuracne company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy.