Life Lessons Learned from Video Games

• There is no problem that can't be overcome by violence.
• You can overcome most adversaries simply by having a lot of quarters.
• If it moves, shoot it.
• Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
• If someone dies, they disappear.
• Money is frequently found lying on the street.
• If it is on the ground, you should get it.
• Carpe diem! You only live three times!